"Slow Clap" *OR* "Good jorb, morons." *OR* "Don't come crying when the s--- hits the fan; you'll find neither sympathy nor aid."

Sooooooo there it is, Trump-cut kids... Dear Leader has begun the process of mass pardon for all those 1/6 idiots who bought into his lies of "stolen election" and committed insurrection in his name... combine that with the U.S. having elected a convicted felon to the presidency and we've almost completely crossed the threshold separating us from a dictatorial banana republic. All that's left now is to make concrete the incoming federal oligarchy's death grip on the nation, enact all those promised tariffs to drain the commoners' wallets to the point of penury, roll back environmental and labor regulations and start disappearing political dissidents. So yeah, congratulations; you dumbass children were dead-set on characterizing the United States as a Third World country and damned if you haven't almost made it so.