would you pet this abomination for 3 bucks

Yes

how much calories

Awww

I have a pet cat named Gouda and he acts like a dog

i bet he’s a very gouda pet to have around

He fought a pitbull and won.

yes

This would go perfect in my stew
How much do you want for me to take it

yes

Yes

i'd do it for 0 dollars too

yeah

too dangerous

yes

Sure tho I would do it for no money
Cats rule

3 bucks is 3 bucks