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return believers | ACCORDING TO MATTHEW 24:36, YOU'RE WRONG "BUT OF THAT DAY AND HOUR NO ONE KNOWS, NOT EVEN THE ANGELS OF HEAVEN, BUT MY FATHER ONLY."; THIS WAS JUST TOO EASY
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0 ups, 1w,
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Amazing you know bible more then them
0 ups, 1w,
1 reply
17 years of Christian schooling...

My parents have had me in church and Christian schooling since I was born.

"Don't indoctrinate the kids"
0 ups, 1w
The Christian idea is great but it just doesnt make sense to me
0 ups, 6d
There's a bit of missing context above that verse there but it also kinda goes against the Jesus is coming soon belief:

"34Truly I tell you, this generation will not pass away until all these things have taken place. 35Heaven and earth will pass away, but my words will not pass away."

In other words there is an expiration date for this prophecy, Jesus just can't give a specific date.

Which is real convenient for Jesus since that means nobody could call him out as a false prophet until after he already died.
0 ups, 1w,
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Fun fact: Theres no evidence for anything before David outside of the bible
0 ups, 1w,
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Yep. They claim Moses wrote (most of) it with god's help, but would you believe a man who took 40 years to travel 300 miles? (It should have only taken a few months)
0 ups, 1w
When theres evidence of the stuff in the bible, people dont live for 100s of years anymore
0 ups, 1w,
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tel_Dan_stele#:~:text=The%20Tel%20Dan%20Stele%20is,team%20led%20by%20Avraham%20Biran.
1 up, 1w
I just read about that 15 minutes ago, same with Meshe stele
1 up, 1w,
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That doesnt cover Abraham and Moses
0 ups, 1w
Ok that's was for David anyway
0 ups, 1w
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ACCORDING TO MATTHEW 24:36, YOU'RE WRONG "BUT OF THAT DAY AND HOUR NO ONE KNOWS, NOT EVEN THE ANGELS OF HEAVEN, BUT MY FATHER ONLY."; THIS WAS JUST TOO EASY YOU CAN USE THEIR OWN BIBLE AGAINST THEM