chucklenuts

And then you checked the second to see if you misread that, too.

Didnt check if I misread the second one

you were right about the first line bro
i msread it as "what if i just said"

then what if i told you that i just lived today without dying

It's psychological

The brain doesn't notice it because its habit is "If I" and will automatically turn the wrong into good

Stop tying to cope with the fact you fell for a basic trick
It’s okay

I'm pretty sure you fell yourself when you posted it

Yes

Nobody can not fall for that trick