uhhh

Hey, are you a kugelblitz-type black hole? Because you're the hottest thing in the universe~

hai

100

yeah, we’re gonna have sex

PLEASE

Aww, that's adorable, really. Trying to get people to make you blush? Can't be that difficult if you're asking for it~

unrelated but i wish i had someone that could make me blush 100%

Yeah

real

same

u already make me 100% :3

i farted

Whenever I'm around you, I always think I'm dead. Because I'm looking at an angel.

10

No no, I mean there is a biblically accurate angel always behind you. It scares me.

the nefarious image of a pineapple that makes people blush intensely

0

fineee