This is absolutely epic

i don get it im retarded

when the "T" in Morton is silent, it would sound like "Moron"

This "Morton" gal is even more f**king retarded

I'm praying to God that it was a joke, because if she was serious then all faith in humanity is lost.

Who looks at their baby girl with such disdain that they name their newborn MORTON?

The fact she said 3 billion and not 200

2996*

DAMN

In the words of Chandler Bing, stop the Q-Tip when there’s resistance

3 billion people didn't die, time flies same rate in all countries, so they couldn't say anything

Essentially, the woman is an idiot.

no shit sherlock

mhm
I understand that
I guess my comment is an explanation for dumbasses

XD