my turn

I heard you get free sex if you comment here

well you were lied to

Well are you gay?

Probably

Wtf

what
you got a problem

No but yes

Who dis

Technoblade

Technoblade has a no in it silly

yes
but it doesn’t count cause it’s not the word itself

Man

Do you have to respond to the comments?

yes
That’s kinda the point

Say anything if you like like me, say "no"if not

I do
We’re chill

You love me?! <3

Wait not like that

I used middle school speech, like like means love

oh shit

better check my tagline

oh.

Then yesnt

That's not a wooooooorrrrrrrrrrd

My name is Graham, I'm a grammar guy

what is the opposite of south?

southn’t

correct congratulations you win

Hooray

yes or no: is Donald Trump my father.

yes

if you say no, would you say no or yes, in the case that no is said would you say yes or no, yes is no or no is yes

My brain hurts

Simon says say “no”

no

would you say no for me

Probably