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don’t do that dude
ball kicks can lead to cancer if hard and often enough

Skill issue

go commit your own username

Look up tuna canning incident

i looked it up yesterday brigga
(because i wanna know what happened in that incident)

https://i.imgflip.com/9grm79.gif

Fắck du 🖕

You make me wish to be born with more middle fingers

I failed a spelling test because they asked me how to spell 'bitch' and I wrote down your name.

Two things:
1. Where have you been all my life?
2. Can you please go back there?

The problem with you is that you lack the power of conversation but not the power of speech.

Fake nails, fake hair, fake smile. Bitch, are you sure you weren't made in China?

Ok bfdi gooner

2 options

1. Believe me that i don't goon
2. I kill myself

Ok bfdi gooner

how tf does that happen-

How is this even possible

i have just 1 question.
HOW??

i used my heel

How does that happen

i accidentally kicked myself in the balls with my herl

*heel

With a what

my heel.