jumpscare

Kill

I threw my phone into the lit campfire as a reaction, I’m typing this in my computer

‘’Gives him a headpat and a hug’’
There you go

And who are you?

No, I see that you created your account today

You’re a new user

Well, I didn’t that you’re an alt, and yes I do

Cant expect everyone that replies to you is somebody you know.

Welcome to the internet

Correct

softcore y*ff

Smash

This is another public service announcement
Brought to you, in part, by Slim Shady
Tell ’em I don’t give a f**k
Slim Shady does not give a f**k what you think
Tell ’em to suck it
If you don’t like it, you can suck his f**king cock
Tell ’em they kissed my ass
Little did you know, upon purchasing this album
You have just kissed his ass
Tell ’em I’m fed up
Slim Shady is fed up with your shit
And he’s going to kill you
Yeah
A-anything else?
Yeah:
Sue me

In the wise words of Eminem, kiss my ass

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