Is that your boyfriend?

nein.

Ok "pookie"

...I will beat you with a shovel.

T to the he he

what.

Garet doesn't have an account

Oooooooooooo Gaaaaaaaaaaaareeeeeeeeeeeeeet

jaaaaaaaaa, he's Mein Schatz-

Weird thing to call your boyfriend but ok

It means many things. It's sweet nothings-

You two probably make out in the bushes

We haven't even been physically with eachother wtf.

wut

ik. it's sad.
but I'm pretty sure we're seeing each other next summer FINALLY

we're not lovey dovey LIKE THAT but we're still sweet to eachother.

So you're gonna meet an internet stranger?

no, he's not a stranger. we've been together 3 f**king years now (well it counts when it's November cus that's the month we met)

You met during No Nut November? Weird, usually guys avoid females and other feminine things during that time.

You don't even know the f**ker in real life?

I do, it's just a long distance relationship.

Ok. ignore my other comment