Today was a good day

They f**ked up your cut during the shift
Most of the front hair is gone

Darn f**kers stole my f**king hair

Bro turned BALD

I'm pissed they took my hair

Hes bald

Kms

Who stole your hat

It’s still there

It's on my head but it's not in straight

geez

Bro is lost in the sause

Mr?

noice

Find a new job 😭🙏

You look dead

Mam I'll have you know I am very much alive.

*Drops dead*

OMGGG

BRO DIED OMGGGGG

OH MY GODD