I went to jail for having a commemorative baseball bat and a small oss tri-edged dagger that I used to twirl around like people use fidget toys in today's day and age. I was already a marine corps 8 year veteran and had just gone into the army where I spent pretty much the next 20 years since this event. I bought the 14" bat and the little oss dagger at the US cavalry store outside of the Ft Hood main gate. This country has so many people rising through the undercover ranks busting their own coworkers on the weirdest things. Since that b.s., I myself eventually became an MP but not before going to work for the Air Wing side of the military. A mace? Yeah.. you can get arrested for even the double edged throwing stars and the dart push knife looking thing there. Go outside with half of the stuff on the pictures and there's a law against it. We're just lucky that no one has ever tried to invade us. As long as information is passed on and Intel is available and snitches are for sale, we'll be safe from invasion. Plus, the extra terrestrials keep the dump dumbs from nuking each other for no reason.
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