YOU’RE A DUNCE BECAUSE YOU’RE JUST A TRADE SCHOOL GRAD. I HAVE A DEGREE IN GENDER STUDIES AND SELF IMPROVEMENT FROM AN IVY LEAGUE UNIVERSITY. I HAVE A MARKETABLE SKILL THAT IS EARNING ME MONEY HAND OVER FIST, ZERO STUDENT LOAN DEBT, CARS PAID OFF, AND LOTS OF EQUITY IN MY HOUSE WHILE YOU’RE MAKING ME COFFEE.