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Would you rather suck a 14 inch black oiled up cock or suck a fart out of a dudes bootyhole

BRO 😭

I'm asking the real questions here

Least freaky comment by Luco

That's the most gay ass monkey shit i have ever read in my entire life

Would you rather have mammoth memes or have knee surgery memes

Mammoth

knee

Both are unfunny, I prefer 2010 corny memes from the golden days of the internet

Kendrick Lamar turns out to be a pedophile

Would you rather
1 not f**k a dog but everyone thinks you did
2 f**k a dog but no one thinks you did

1

would you rather die to water or to lava

Lava because dying to water is overrated and I wanna be unique

would you rather have lava in your home or meth in your home

LaVa

vape or cigarette

Would you rather die normally of old age or be immortal but every year one of your friends becomes a politically active "zombie "

I have no friends

Would you rather solve world hunger or buy fent

Buy fent

Would you rather date an irl best friend you known for many years or marry your future mate who provides everything for you?

1. It's spelled Mary not "marry"
2. Who the f**k is Mary

1. Taking these you said as jokes.
2. literally spelled marry

Would you rather fight a samurai drunk or drink with a samurai

Drink with a samurai drunk

Would you rather be immortal or be sent to North Korea?

would you rather be a furry or dead?