fuck you

Your parents:

thankfully not
im free to stay for another few years

He already has his own house

no?

Me when i spread misinformation:

Touch me now 😍

touches

Send nudes 🥺🥺🥺

N O

Please 🥺🙏🏻🙏🏻

Bromance

Come back to me when you turn 18 😊

What about me 👉👈

Fets luck

Please

Noooo please touch me now

You live in Japan right?

Yuh cum now

*come

What's the age of consent in Japan I forgor

16

Fet's luck 🥺

I'm 16
But on paper like according yo government records I'm still 15

Nvm I'm killing myself

:D

Me when im in “desperate for all adults to become pedophiles” competition and my opponent is luffy:

LFMOA

Me when im in “cannot take a joke” competition and my opponent is nubaski:

“Yeah i have really funny sex jokes”
*proceeds to ask an adult for nudes*

Man i was this close to make him a pedo

Imagine tryna get some adult to be a pedo

Cannot be me

12 hours and i can touch you

U r a minor

Yeah

Yo sick. You're officially a major.

certified unc

unc?
look, I'm dumb

It means uncle

Happy Birthday to you

Congratulations

thanks

happy birthday!

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BRO

Happy birthday

ty

Pawn shot the rook :(

Got 1 year and 3 months and 1 week till 18

Awesome sauce