V1 smoking a fat one

The power to get any femboy in the world to sleep with me

you're a straight male

I can be straight and simultaneously, vigorously bang femboys. Hell yeaah

if you have a SINGLE intrusive thought abt being gay you explode

No thought about being gay for femboys is intrusive, it's all welcomed. I'm gonna be breeding femboys left and right🙏🙏🙏

not just femboys

ANY

Dgaf, my point still stands

wait til u get drunk

I dont have to!!

okay f**k you

every speech bubble you get hit by automatically applies to you

one boykisser img and its over

Dont care
I'll find you and put the boy kisser to the test

uh

elaborate

I'm going to find you and kiss you, fairy

oh ok

With consent

i consent

Oh Hell yeah

The ability to control probability

you have to flip a coin to see if it works

if it fails it does the complete opposite of what you want

you cant change the probability on that coin

I see this as an absolute win

Step 1, go to casino
Step 2 change the probility if me winning any game I play to be 78%
Step 3, either make enough money to last a week or month, if it fails leave and try a different casino

mood 😔

anyways said lover is a toxic asshole who just wants to use and extort you as much as possible

infinite cum

Never piss

you lose 1 year of your life every time you ejaculate

Guess I'm finna die immediately

Ok

I need material first

pornography

ok

The power to kill OsDe

you have to beat them in a bossfight

no prep, always changes, totally random every time.

Nah I'd win

Make people shit and piss

it only works if they can reasonably access a toilet

Define “reasonably”

if they know where the bathrooms are and can make it in time

Ok

Be able to fly 3 centimeters above the ground

you cant fly over deadly hazards

no walkin on lava for you

Aw, well at least I take no fall damage

lethal fall damage counts as a deadly hazard

Breathing

every time you breathe there's a 1/1,000,000,000 chance you shit out a live tsar bomba

shapeshifting

its only 29% accurate

timestop

EVERYTHING gets stopped, except you.

This includes light and air molecules.

also if you do some freaky shit you get a heart attack and die instantly