King Dedede Thinking

alright bro we get it doggo is a bad guy get off his meat 💔

real

I'm not being f**king abused...

Stage 1: Denial

thats exactly what an abused person would say

Look my ex doesnt count ok?

we weren’t talking about your ex

we were talking about this

And this relationship isn't abusive...

bro is going through the five stages of greif

point still stands

Yeah

HOW WOULD I EVEN ABUSE HER😭😭😭😭

vro going through denial AND anger at the same time

vro speedrunning the stages of grief

you’re masturbating aren’t you

Nah

i doubt that

I can send proof

WHAT THE F**K DON’T DO THAT

THERE’S MINORS HERE

Does it look like I care?

jesus christ 😭

I'm the bad guy anyway, why not have some fun?

SHOWING YOUR DICK ISNT FUN

Sir, didn't you just say you jerk it off to Infinite?
You're basically betraying her with a hedgehog with one eye.

Choose, goth or Infinite. You can only choose one.

preferably goth

For one, she isn't interested in sex, like, at all.
for two, infinite is AN IMAGE
finally, NOT A HEDGEHOG!!!!

Oh and he has two eyes, he just wears a mask with one

still

i don’t see what the point of having a girlfriend is if you don’t want to have your own children

Neither of us want kids

smh

So you're choosing an image of a hedgehog over your real gf?
Great way to maintain a stable relationship...

Anybody defending him is a pussy 💔💔💔💔 he’s literally a proud pdf 😭