I would forfeit all possessions

Minus the spaghettios, yes

That’s a felony sir

I had spaghettios on a cold campout and they froze while I ate them, I just don't think I could ever eat them again

Bro’s life has been ruined 😭

Indeed T.T

party pooper

My response to Sal:

spaghettios are f**king garbage in a can

delicious garbage

the only thing that can make this more american is a gun

om gaj

i can NOT stand spaghetti-os they have a weird texture to me

You have a weird texture

at least that means a cannibal who can’t take certain textures won’t eat me 😼

Dude, that's too much