it'd have been nice to date before 2020 fr

We all missed that small window

real
i mean technically i was old enough
but i was homeschooled so i had no ability to
the prospects would be gay alabama
the only place that would've worked was church but i barely made it to church

My mother hates all the women I had ever been friends with (which is few)

damn
yeah that sounds about right tho
maybe she jealous bc she doesn't want someone to take you away, kinda like dads are with daughters

i ain't even had a gf and ik my mom would hate all the girls i'd be attracted to, which is probably why i been single so long
i pretty much gotta move out to date

I have been tempted to make some cheesy ass dating profile

But then I thought that I’d rather NOT get catfished, cheated, or be forced to drive miles to some girl only for her to ditch me via a bathroom window

damn
wait has that happened to someone yk irl before?

More than likely, but probably not a recurring issue since people don’t make bathrooms with windows no more

fr
that sounds like a movie scene ngl

Cuz it is 🤣

real

i knew i felt a disturbance

wdym