No, you’re not adopted. You think I, a rational person, would choose you of all people to be my kid? You think anyone in this world would willingly choose you? Do you think someone would go out of their way to make their life infinitely worse by deliberately allowing you to come into their home and raising you? No. And that’s why I’m stuck with you. Me and your mother. We have to live with the consequences of our own actions, as hard as it is.
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