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Watch the entirety of skibidi Toilet

Well, congrats

We will become one of us sigmapilled skibidimaxxers

His piss shouldn't even be called piss, he's an alien creature

Infact the piss would actually be radioactive ooze

Die in a car incident

At most he'd just get flattened, pop back up and say a plethora of cuss words

he zaps fish and eats them

Wrong! Zap is just his name.

The nefarious ray gun

True... But he mainly eats bubblegum from under restaurant tables

He mainly eats bubblegum from under restaurant tables

Kiss someone

Nobody would want to 💔

Why not

He has a crush on a girl but that girl finds him ugly AF 💔

Oh, okay, pretty Tragic

In one of the endings of the game I'm making someday he does get a gf

Cool

zap himself

ZAP IS JUST HIS NAME

IT ALSO STANDS FOR "THE ZANY ASS PRICKS" WHICH IS THE NAME OF MY BAND!!

interesting

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