Help he’s a pedophile now

Are you a child

No. Why do you ask?

I’m concerned for your mental well being. BECAUSE ONLY CRAZY PEOPLE WOULD BE UPSET IF SOMEONE SAYS THEYRE NOT A KID!

but I am sexually attracted to kids😞

Same

wtf im a minor 😭

Thats even better

what the f**k

f**k you

Satire:

Same

Are you a kid?

no

Hell nahhh

So you are 18+

yuh

Because they don’t exist

Now you see, my “little siblings” in question don’t have phones

:(

So you’re a pedophile

yes now give me your little siblings phone number

Or are you at least 17?

Kids 😋

context where

No

😔

Relax liberals, it's called satire

I LOVE f**king kids

All of the above

hey u stole my hitler skin

have you even seen the rape reactions?! I love f**king little girls they're nipples taste good and they groan so much <3

>:)

have i ever told u i wear a bulletproof vest all over

and it's made of condensed leather and leather doesn't conduct electricity

the outside of it is concrete

That still gets exploded you moron

laminated glass and layered concrete plus steel at the joints HOWS THAT?!

You would get cooked alive by all those layers

I am immortal to fire

okay let me think

Okay you f**king troglodyte

the fact im a girl whos a minor, please (don't) keep yourself safe

Wait---

what

You want to be graped?

absolutely f**king not

Ok good

why would i want to ive already technically been touched before mf 😭 its not good

What did it feel like?

please don't ask that

K

like actually im pretty traumatized

Sorry to hear