I listen to Fatboy Slim,
You listen to Fatboy
Bro went from cheating on several users to eating on several hamburgers.
If caseoh and nikocado had a child, you'd be him
Bro went from polygamy to poundygamy, wait, no. Metrictonneygany
You so fat that if Thanos snapped only half of you would go away
If this was the osmosis jones universe, your fat cells would be an invasive species
You're literally so large that KURZGESAGT HIMSELF made a video about you
When you went swimming, all the whales sang "we are family"
Bro went from being in a polycule to being larger than all the universe's molecules
If the box Omniverse theory is correct, you ARE the box.
Bro's job is flying around the nether and spitting fireballs at Steve
If someone says "you're my world" they literally mean you are the world
If I fed you to everyone you could end world hunger
You weigh more pounds than there are quarks in the universe
Alien life used to exist, but you ate them all.