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Why must you lie?

Why must you lie? | image tagged in maury lie detector,disney,paramount,mufasa,sonic the hedgehog,sega | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
573 views 20 upvotes Made by ConorClute 4 days ago in fun
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Thank you, Maury, for setting the record straight. When I was a kid and felt inadequate, and you sent kids who could only be described as evil to prison or boot camp, you made feel better about myself.
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I never liked trash tv
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I didn't watch the Maury episides with paternity tests or lie detector tests. What I watched were the episodes where girls who dressed in a sexually provocative manner or trying to get pregnant got chewed out by motivational speaker Dwayne West, or the episodes where evil kids got sent to prison or boot camp. These kids intentionally hit their own parents, stole cars, and sold drugs. One even proudly said she tried to poison her mother by putting bleach in her food. But Maury no longer interests me.

Years later, I found that boot camps and "Scared Straight"-style jail/prison experiences don't really make evil kids better behaved, and may actually make them worse than they were to start with. Also, I noticed that it was always mothers bringing their kids to Maury because they were at the end of their rope. Where were the fathers?

Part of me wonders if maybe those kids who were so horribly behaved and their distraught mothers were only pretending just because they wanted to be on TV so badly.
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Shadow the hedgehog with a gun | SHADOW TO DISNEY: " IT AIN'T CALLED THE YEAR OF SHADOW FOR NOTHING!" | image tagged in shadow the hedgehog with a gun | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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Yup. Fearless year of Shadow. Not Fearless year of Mufasa.
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Exactly
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I think Disney bouta get jumped by Sega fans
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They already have 😆
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