What makes me a good demoman?

IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' 'ERE, DISCUSSIN'I T WIT YA, NOW WOULD I?

NOT ONE OF YEH'S GOING TO SURVIVE THIS!

One crosses wire, on wayward pinch of potassium chloride, ONE EARANT TWICH, AND KABLOOWE

*insert montage of Demoman blowing shit up while occasionally cutting to him drinking*
I got a manky eye, I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more [censored] than they got the likes of me.... SO

chugs beer bottle

ive got the manky eye... imma black scottish cyclops, who got more fooking sea monsters in the loch ness than they got the likes of me...
SO

the 7th comic like

I'm ToO dRuNk To DiE lAd!!