What makes me a good demoman?

IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN' 'ERE, DISCUSSIN'I T WIT YA, NOW WOULD I?

NOT ONE OF YEH'S GOING TO SURVIVE THIS!

One crosses wire, on wayward pinch of potassium chloride, ONE EARANT TWICH, AND KABLOOWE

*insert montage of Demoman blowing shit up while occasionally cutting to him drinking*
I got a manky eye, I'm a black Scottish cyclops. They got more [censored] than they got the likes of me.... SO

chugs beer bottle

the 7th comic like

I'm ToO dRuNk To DiE lAd!!