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Blaze: *at McDonald's after his confession to Phantasm*
I'm a f**king clown...

*buries his face in his arms*

*insert like Nova or any oc of yours at the cash register*

Sonny: …ok

Sonny: That is not something you should know.

Blaze: ... k.
Say, why are you here if you can't eat?

Sonny: Why am I where?

Blaze: ... at a McDonald's. You at least heard the unmistakable beeping noise right?

Sonny: Hm.

Right.

Blaze: oh well.
Do you... need to get home? I could help you get there.

Sonny: *sigh* no

Blaze: you need... anything? At all?
I wanna pay you back for listening to me yap so much...

Say, I probably sound extremely rude, but I could look into getting someone to do some surgery to get you able to eat and/or see again. Again, sorry if it sounds like I'm being rude, and if I sound crazy.

Sonny: You are not rude and I have dealt with worse

Blaze: Okay screw it just take this weird artifact I found.
*slides it into his hand*
It could be $5, could be $500,000, I just want to give you something in return.

Sonny: “Phantasm”. Do you mean Sam? I know her. I know who you are talking about

Blaze: really?
You sure?

Does this Sam wear armor and have a scar on her face?

Sonny: I cannot see anything.

Blaze: ...
I'm a dumbass.
Ok...
Honestly who else could you possibly know named Phantasm, It's probably the same person.

I just wish I could've asked her out properly man... At least with Inkmatas I was able to tell her how I felt properly.

Sonny: Her name is Sam. Phantasm is just sort of what she’s called as an assassin.
But I understand how you feel.

Blaze: yeah, I heard her say something about that once.

Say, after I destroy what's left of this sandwich, I'm gonna go to a bar. Care to come with?

Sonny: I am wearing a mask. I cannot drink or eat

Blaze: Oh. Yeah.
Couldn't you just... take it off?
Not judging or trying to be rude, just curious.

Sonny: No.

Blaze: ok.

Actually, how do you get nutrition?

*can we retcon that to be like at another table*

Sonny: …

(Sure)

Blaze: ...
*looks up to see them there*
Oh... I'm sorry if I'm bothering you... just... a little disappointed in myself right now.

(sonny cannot see a thing nor eat)

“Who are you? And why is that?”

Blaze: oh...

I'm a worker for the UMP, my name is Spark but everyone calls me Blaze.

... I tried to confess to a girl and I did it in the most embarrassing way possible and my chances are now probably in the negative values.

“I am sorry that had to happen. Anyways, hello ‘Blaze’. It is nice to meet you”

Blaze: ...thanks.
You wanna come sit over here bud?
We could split some fries. (Blaze doesn't know he can't eat)

(because he’s wearing a gas mask and has his eyes bandaged dummyyyy)

“Okay”

*Sonny gets up and walks to wherever he thinks the sound is coming from, before eventually finding his way to the booth seat across from Blaze)

Blaze: *devouring a McChicken and nuggets*
My problems are probably silly compared to yours... you seem like you've been through some stuff.

Sonny: I am fine. Tell me what you are going through

Blaze: ...
Ok, but warning ya, I go on long rants sometimes.

So...

I once met this girl, her name was Inkmatas, and I fell in love with her the moment I saw her, she was strong, adorable, and unbelievably sweet. Then, she left me for this yandere type girl from her past, and I was heartbroken. I was depressed for like about a month, then, about a year later, I almost get assassinated by this lady, but she spares me, we get along, her names Phantasm, we talk a few times over the course of few weeks. We become... not really friends, but colleagues, really. I sorta realized over time I kinda thought she was hot, so I decided to try and tell her how I felt, and I did it in such a stupid way that I ruined any chance offer liking me back, so now I'm here, eating McDonald's because I need a way to cope with my dumbass-ery.

Cecil: *shopping at hop topic for emo clothes*

who do i use

someone who would be shopping in hot topic

***HOT

about what

idfk

(Stephansky would be walking down the street at night, discruntled and confused)
{you can use any OC ig}

phantasm: I think so.

Name’s Sam

GS: alright "Sam", your gonna help me track down your father, so he can hopefully fix THIS....
(He would take his sword and it would suddenly spark fire miraciously. Then, he would slit his wrists. He would bleed for about 4 seconds, and then the wound would heal up completely without a scar)

Phantasm: Oh…

Well, uh- I-I don’t know where he is. At all. The last time I tried finding him I was tortured for days

(He would look at a little book on his side with a cross, and then look back at phantasm)
GC: then were in for a hell of a lot more torturing... You gotta place I can stay? If you havent noticed by the looks... im kind of homeless...

phantasm: ah God

I can let you stay at my apartment if you want

(GC would sheith his sword)
GC: It'll only be for a few nights.. dont worry,
(As soon as they arrived, he would hang up his coat. A purple and red military badge would glimmer in the light)
GC: Do you have a computer I can use? for research?

Phantasm: Uh, yeah. Sure. In the other room

*she gazes at the military badge*

(GC would log onto the computer and start digging through the old TROLL CO site)

GC: had some prior experience hacking terminals.. hopefully we get SOME insight on what happend to the rest of the company, Oh and your father.

(The badges would read *301 REGIMEND ECHO COMPANY ASSAULT CLEANUP* and *1ST IN COMMAND, 3 TOURS)

Phantasm: Interesting.

(Stephansky would look back at her)
GS: what'd you say?

phantasm: What is this badge for? Were you in the military?

(The general would get up from the computer and walk over to his jacket)
GC: Yeah... This may sound weird, but, I was a general during the Inkperial era.. On the Allied forces, of course.

phantasm: oh that’s awesome

(GC would dig through his coat to find 2 old photos, one of his old platoon, and the other unknown)
GC: Thats how I lost my eye.. and half of my torso too. You can have this I guess, its just an old photo of my Company. That life is all in the past now. Whats important is that we find your father and he tells us about this "TROLL CO"..
(He would walk back over to the computer and prop the photo of his family and friends during a christmas party right next to the moniter, as he is digging through the files)

phantasm: …damn

(He would notice her, but continue going through the files)
GC: What did your father do for buisness anyways? did he work at the TROLL CO facility?

phantasm: he was a hired killer. just like me. he didn’t work at Troll as far as i knew

(GC would still be on the computer)
GC: Do you have any idea who took him? or if the kidnappers were ascociated with the facility?

phantasm: no and no. i was too young to remember

GC: that's just perfect...
(he would continue to type)
GC: and what is your occupation?

phantasm *to herself*: the fuϲk?

*to steph* uhh… you good??

(He would ask her)
GS: you... whats the date...

phantasm: no idea dude. like 3020 something, i’ve lost count

GS: shit... okay... do you know who this is?
(He would show a picture of Mr Trollface)

phantasm: Slightly. That’s uh, Mr. T, right? Of Troll Co? My father knew someone who worked for him.

GS: Your father? where is he? or this Mr T guy?

phantasm: my father’s been missing for a long time. and the man in your picture has killed himself

(GS would look back at the photo)
GS: You said your father knew somebody who worked for him? what about him? I NEED to know WHERE he died, who did this to me... and why...

phantasm: Uh… the guy’s codename was “The Hunter” or something. He’s also dead. Sacrificed himself in a war against a terrorist faction, the Inkperials.

GS: did he.. possibly have anything to do with the Inkperial war? and also I never got your name?

phantasm: i’m… i’m an assassin

GC: alright... you have an employer or something?
(he would still be scrolling through the files)

phantasm: A few. Why’s it important

GC: because they could be linked to your dads kidnapping, maybe one of them knows about you and him and has a distaint for the said kidnapper so they're building trust up with their daughter so they can eventually take out their enemy?

GC: just thinking of possibilities...