if your dick is bent, call 1-800-DICK-BENT
that's 1-800-DICK-BENT

Bruh sticks it in women like some kind of puzzle. 60% of the sex session is just him trying different angles and doing weird twists to try and get it in ghere

(this repeats 27 times
Dude: "this way! Maybe?"
Cock: "you're not a mathwiz! Try again!"

IF IT LOOKS LIKE THIS, TELL ME AND ILL STRAIGHTEN IT OUT FOR YOU!!!