hmmmmmm maybe would, I'll have to think

Don't even, he's insane, he'll chop your ear off and sing about poop trains.

Please don't

With a rock, yes

what kind, geode, asymmetrical, stone, pebble or what

Big.

Possibly heavy

use a moutain

Too big. 3 foot rock should work.

Taken moments before being run over by a bus.

Preferably in a cool opening montage.

Oh, you played Borderlands?

Yes (The second and pre-sequel.)

I played 2, 3, the Pre-Sequel, Tales from the Borderlands and New Tales from the Borderlands

I lost my copy of the sequel/pre sequel.

Damn. Did you have the Handsome Collection?

Yep

With the dlc

Yeouch. That must've stung.