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0 ups, 3d,
3 replies
Your focus needs more focus, Daniel - san.
0 ups, 23h
WOMP WOMP
0 ups, 23h
IMMA PARTYING COWBOY TIL DA BREAK OF DAWN!!!!!
0 ups, 2d,
1 reply
Love that film :3 Arianna does too go Johnny Lawrence according to her haha
0 ups, 2d,
1 reply
My children liked when Mr. Miyagi caught the fly with his chopsticks.
How goes it with your crush?
0 ups, 2d,
1 reply
Arianna doesn't sing anymore and Imma sad cowboy :-( haha love miyaginman. Wish I had a miyagi.
0 ups, 2d,
4 replies
Maybe she's on vacation! Sorry you're sad cowboy. Be happy, you have your gf! How would you get Mr. Miyagi? They don't make a stuffed version, is that what you mean? Google to see if they make anything.
Making a fruit salad because I love my fruit!

Hey, before I forget. Because I'll be busy for the New Year.
I wish you and your family a very Happy New Year, and wish nothing but the best for you all! Stay safe and be well :)
0 ups, 2d
OH HOLY SHIT!!!!!
0 ups, 2d,
1 reply
I WAS DANCING WITH FAT HORSE AND I THEEW HIM UP IN DA AIR FORGOT TO CATHC HIM PROPERLY AND HE FELL AND F**KIN BROKE!!!! RIP FAT HORSE GOTTA GET MY COWBOY ASS TO F**KING HOMEGIODIS BUT WHAT IF THEY DONT HAVE FAT HORSE ANYMORE OK I AM TOTALLY FREAKING OUT!NN
0 ups, 2d,
18 replies
Cowboy, what's up with you! Are you crazy? Why are you dancing with a figurine, dance with your girlfriend.
Man are you back in England, do you have that store there, if so, go buy them all because you seem to have no luck with that sort of thing!
Great song, by the way.
Going to a great party tonight! Getting ready to settle in, because I'll be up until next year once I'm up. Probably have a nap before the party too. Really stoked for it. Listen, be well, and take care. :)
0 ups, 1d
HAPPY NOOOIOO YEAR MAN!NNBNNN!!!! BLOW DA HORN HAPPY FREAKIN 2025!!! DA YEAR OF DA BLYTH MAN!NN WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
0 ups, 1d
Imma LIFE OF DA PARTY! GOT DEM GUYZ CARRYING ME ON THEIR SHOULDERS
0 ups, 1d
Jeufjejjfjejdjfnbrjsijc
0 ups, 1d
Shit sorry man dropped ma phone bc imma bring hoisted up whilst I have myyyyy sloe gin fizz
0 ups, 1d
IMMA KING COWBOY
0 ups, 1d
Weeee
0 ups, 1d
Haha gf was sleeping man but now we be dancing together WEEEEEE! Imma go to a HUUUUGE PARTY MAN! ENJOY DA PARTY WEEEEEE
0 ups, 1d
Thanks man! Enjoy the party! Take care as well.
0 ups, 1d
ME AN GF ARE AT A FRIENDS HOUSE IN LONDON AND ITS SO BLOODY FUNNBN WEEEEEE WOOIOOO WEEE
0 ups, 1d
BREWING BUCKS FIZZ!!!
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YEAH MAN!!
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0 ups, 22h
This guy's got the talent, stealing the stage. Chorus: No diggity, no doubt, Tom Blyth is the truth, Captivating audiences, that's the proof. He's got the skills, he's got the charm, Watching him perform, we're in no alarm. Verse 2: Handsome and talented, he's got it all, Whether on the big screen or answering the call. From London to Hollywood, he's made his mark, Leaving his fans begging for more, no matter how dark. Chorus: No diggity, no doubt, Tom Blyth is the truth, Captivating audiences, that's the proof. He's got the skills, he's got the charm, Watching him perform, we're in no alarm. Bridge: Thespian extraordinaire, he's truly one of a kind, Bringing depth and emotion, leaving us all mesmerized. No matter the role, he nails it with ease, Tom Blyth, the actor we can't help but please. Chorus: No diggity, no doubt, Tom Blyth is the truth, Captivating audiences, that's the proof. He's got the skills, he's got the charm, Watching him perform, we're in no alarm. Outro: Tom Blyth, the one and only, the man we adore, Bringing his talent, leaving us wanting more. No diggity, no doubt, he's the truth, that's for sure, Tom Blyth, the actor we'll always endure.
0 ups, 1d
0 ups, 23h
[Queen Pen:]
'Cause that's my peeps and we rolls deep
Flyin' first class from New York City to Blackstreet
What you know about me? Not a ... thing
Cartier wooden frames sported by my shorty
As for me, icy gleaming pinkie diamond ring
We bes the baddest clique up on the scene
Ain't you getting bored with these fake-... broads?
I shows and proves, no doubt, I been diggin' you so
Please excuse if I come across rude, that's just me
And that's how a playette's got to be
Stay kickin' game with a capital G
Ask the peoples on my block, I'm as real as can be
Word is bond, faking moves never been my thing
So, Teddy, pass the word to your ... Chauncy
I'll be sending the call, let's say, around 3:30
Queen Pen and Blackstreet, it's no diggity (No diggity, no doubt, baby)

[Teddy Riley & Chauncey "Black" Hannibal:]
I like the way you work it
No diggity, I got to bag it up (Girl, you got it going on)
I like the way you work it
No diggity, I got to bag it up (Play on, play on, play on)
(Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo) I like the way you work it
No diggity, I got to bag it up (Hey, ooh)
(Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo) I like the way you work it
No diggity, I got to bag it up (Hell, yeah, babe)

Yeah, come on
Becky in full effect (No doubt)
Lisa in full effect (Right)
Vicky in full effect (Uh-huh)
Tamika in full effect (Yeah)
Blaze in full effect (Right)
Ain't nothin' goin' on but the rent (No doubt)
Yeah, play on, playette (Play on, playette)
Play on (Play on), play on (play on)
'Cause I like it (Right)
No diggity, no doubt, yeah
Blackstreet productions
We out, we out (Right)
We out, we out
0 ups, 20h,
1 reply
Dude dude dude dude dude ok man settle this shit for me
0 ups, 10h,
3 replies
Man, did you ever blow up my phone! I didn't realize it until today.
Celebrated and rang in the year with some friends.
Did you even interact with the people at your party?
Two things: First we've discussed Italy, and both having visited there. You should know, I mean my children even know that pizza was invented in Naples. You know, Italy...

The other thing is why are you assuming I know all these people? I told you I don't even do social media.
If some girl rejected you, you should know that No, means No. Be careful where and how you tread. I'm not being mean, just friendly advice for you to take wherever you roam cowboy. Remember when you woke up freaked out about your Vegas fiasco and had a meltdown... Take it easy and focus on yourself, and what you have. Enjoy your promotion, your new girlfriend, your move back home. Don't throw it away by drinking it away. Have a great day!
0 ups, 7h,
1 reply
Sorry man
0 ups, 7h
I was just trying to help you with your pizza dilemma.
0 ups, 7h,
1 reply
Yeah I talked and sang drank w everybody! Twas fun! Yeah but like baby fetus pizza was invented in Italy. Tis different from the pizza that was sing with me! BOOOOOORN IN DA U S A ! BOOOOOORN IN DA U S A !!!!
0 ups, 7h
I don't know what the hell you're talking about?
0 ups, 7h,
1 reply
Thanks man have a food one.
0 ups, 6h
You stupefy me, meaning you astonish me. You say you studied at Juilliard, right. I studied in Cambridge, and got a double Masters.
Just because one is educated, doesn't mean they always make the right decisions or choices.
I'm comfortable and confident with mine.
Just trying to help you find your way. I can see that you are just not willing to go down the right path and seek help.
Sometimes a person can be their own worst enemy.
Glad you didn't run into any trouble last night. Be good to yourself, cowboy.
0 ups, 23h
Yeah
You know what?
I like the playettes
No diggity, no doubt, uh
Play on, playette
Play on, playette
Yo, Dre, drop the verse

[Dr. Dre:]
It's going down, fade to Blackstreet
The homies got at me, collab' creations bump like acne
No doubt, I put it down, never slouch
As long as my credit can vouch, a dog couldn't catch me ... out
Tell me who can stop when Dre makin' moves
Attracting honeys like a magnet
Giving 'em eargasms with my mellow accent
Still moving this flavor
With the homies Blackstreet and Teddy
The original rump shakers

[Teddy Riley:]
Shorty get down, good Lord
Baby got 'em open all over town
Strictly biz, she don't play around
Cover much grounds, got game by the pound
Getting paid is her forte
Each and every day, true player way
I can't get her out of my mind (Wow)
I think about the girl all the time (Wow-wow)
East side to the west side
Pushin' phat rides, it's no surprise
She got tricks in the stash, stacking up the cash
Fast when it comes to the gas
By no means average
She's on when she's got to have it
Baby, you're a perfect ten, I wanna get in
Can I get down so I can win?

[Teddy Riley & Chauncey "Black" Hannibal:]
I like the way you work it
No diggity, I got to bag it up (Bag it up)
I like the way you work it
No diggity, I got to bag it up (Bag it up, girl)
I like the way you work it
No diggity, I got to bag it up (Bag it up)
I like the way you work it
No diggity, I got to bag it up (Get up)

[Chauncey "Black" Hannibal:]
She's got class and style
Street knowledge by the pound
Baby never act wild
Very low-key on the profile
Catchin' feelings is a no
Let me tell you how it goes
Herb's the word, spin's the verb
Lovers, it curves, so freak what you heard
Rollin' with the phatness
You don't even know what the half is
You've got to pay to play
Just for shorty bang-bang to look your way
I like the way you work it
Trump tight all day, every day
You're blowing my mind, maybe in time
Baby, I can get you in my ride

[Teddy Riley & Chauncey "Black" Hannibal:]
I like the way you work it
No diggity, I got to bag it up (Bag it up)
I like the way you work it
No diggity, I got to bag it up (Oh, yeah)
I like the way you work it
No diggity, I got to bag it up (Bag it up, babe)
I like the way you work it
No diggity, I got to bag it up (Get up)

Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo (Hey yo, that girl looks good)
Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo (Play on, play on, play on)
Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo (You're my kind of girl)
Hey yo, hey yo, hey yo, hey yo (Hey yo)
0 ups, 2d
Dude what the f**k ok PONY THE SONG THE SONG FROM MAGIC MIKE CAME ON BUT LIKE I DONT HAVE A F**KIN PONY OK LIKE LEAVE ME ALONE MAKIK MIKE I GOTTA NOURN MY HORSE
0 ups, 2d
Tis ok I love my girlfriendddy!! AAAAAH I WANNA MIYAGI FUNKO POP!

Enjoy fruit salad man! Thanks happy NYE MAN 2035!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANKIES
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