it prolly tasted bad too

i mean they were tricked into it bc they were told by satan it would make them like God

but yeah that was stupid

fumble of all eternity ☹️

biggest throw in history

Yeah Satan is pretty lousy
He got pissed he didn't succeed at overthrowing God so he took it out on us bc he knew God loved us and took pride in having made us
It was the ultimate dig at God

but apples are yummers

it was prolly those mushy apples cuz it was still a prototype 💔

Ok Homelander

what did you just say??

And bc of it god punished women and that makes our periods painful

Or something idk I'm not Chirstan