JILL BIDEN NAMED ‘MAN OF YEAR’ FOR SERVING FOUR YEARS AS UNELECTED SHADOW PRESIDENT UNDER BARACK OBAMA'S PERSONAL GUIDANCE. ALSO SINCE SHE’S BEEN “GIVING SPONGE BATHS, CHANGING BEDPANS, AND ADMINISTERING THE NARCOTICS ALLOWING JOE TO SOMETIMES PRESENT AS SEMI-COHERENT IN PUBLIC SHE SHOULD BE ADDRESSED AS DR. JILL BIDEN.