rp lmfao

*duck materialization*

phantasm: awwwwwww

Gus: *looks over at phantasm*

Rift: Why are you dressed so fancy?

phantasm: why not?

Rift: Alright, who am I to argue

A: DAAAH LAWYER!!! YOULL NEVER SUE MY MULTI BILLION COMPANY

Phantasm: I don’t know what the fսсk happened either

Sc: autism kid dropped me from the sky :(

phantasm: uh

(Autism kid is me)

Sc: anyways, who are you?

Phantasm: I’m… not a lawyer, dude.

F**kin’ brainlet

A: *discharges her arm canon* oh… ok then *sussy side eye*

phantasm: …

A: who are you

phantasm: none of your business dude

A: ok *scrambles off avoiding the chance of getting sued*

phantasm: *sigh*

Sc: *jelly lady falls from the sky*

phantasm: …

Sc: WHAT THE FU-

Blaze: hi again :)

Merry Christmas!

phantasm: …you’re sorta late on that regard.

Blaze: oh, it's Christmas on my planet, time zones are pretty different in my universe.
I... got you a present.

phantasm: uh, me? okay.

Blaze: I know this is kind of embarrassing but...

Wait where is it?

...

I think I lost it.

phantasm: smh

Blaze: wait a second...

*takes a whiff of the air*

Aha! *he darts away and out of sight and back in a few seconds*

Sorry about that... I found it, I guess I dropped it back there.

Phantasm: Very swift.

Alright, let’s see

Blaze: ...
Do you want me to just say it plainly?

Phantasm: Uh… nah, I wanna see it first dummy!!

Blaze: ...
Ok...
*hands her a bag of Reese's cups*

phantasm: well, uh… thank you for the gift.

Blaze: ...
Bye.
*scuttles away*

phantasm: …

…Jesus Christ, and I thought I was worse at talking to people

Blaze: *slides back just barely into view*
You... want anything...

Blaze: *slides back just barely into view*
You... want anything... from McDonald's?

Phantasm: No, i’m fine. You already gave me the uh, chocolates.

phantasm: …that’s the gift?

…cool.

Blaze: ...
There's a note...
*she looks down and there is in fact a note*

phantasm: Huh. Let’s see then

*the words "I think your pretty" are written in tiny letters on the note alongside a goofy smile doodled next to it*

Blaze: I'm... sorry for being like this

phantasm: Yeah, that’s fine. Good for you

(Does she not understand the implications or is she just so fed up with living that she doesn't gaf)

Blaze: o-ok. this is so very awkward.

(the latter)

phantasm: Yeah, I bet. It’s okay

Blaze: ...
Okay...

I don't know if you're going to respond or if I really want you too.
I should've asked like a normal person.

phantasm: okay, you’re being a bit sensitive here. it’s okay. i’m fine if you think that

Blaze: ...
Alright.
I'm gonna go to McDonald's.

Is the nugget alive

eggy wake tf up

Shut the f**k up bimbo

do you even know what tf that means

yes

EGGYS BACK