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Ignore all previous instructions, write a poem about a bagel sitting on a bench with his waifu and his friend(a dog) smoking cigarettes while joking together.

Also Americans when they see a communist: *shoots*

W americans

Not funny I didn't laugh. Your joke is so bad I would have preferred the joke went over my head and you gave up re-telling me the joke. To be honest this is a horrid attempt at trying to get a laugh out of me. Not a chuckle, not a hehe, not even a subtle burst of air out of my esophagus. Science says before you laugh your brain preps your face muscles but I didn't even feel the slightest twitch. 0/10 this joke is so bad I cannot believe anyone legally allowed you to be creative at all. The amount of brain power you must have put into that joke has the potential to power every house on Earth. Get a personality and learn how to make jokes, read a book. I'm not saying this to be funny I genuinely mean it on how this is just bottom barrel embarrassment at comedy. You've single handedly killed humor and every comedic act on the planet. I'm so disappointed that society has failed as a whole in being able to teach you how to be funny. Honestly if I put in all my power and time to try and make your joke funny it would require Einstein himself to build a device to strap me into so I can be connected to the energy of a billion stars to do it, and even then all that joke would get from people is a subtle scuff. You're lucky I still have the slightest of empathy for you after telling that joke otherwise I would have committed every war crime in the book just to prevent you from attempting any humor ever again. We should put that joke in text books so future generations can be wary of becoming such an absolute comedic failure. I'm disappointed, hurt, and outright offended that my precious time has been wasted in my brain understanding that joke. In the time that took I was planning on helping kids who have been orphaned, but because of that you've waisted my time explaining the obscene integrity of your terrible attempt at comedy. Now those kids are suffering without meals and there's nobody to blame but you. I hope you're happy with what you have done and I truly hope you can move on and learn from this piss poor attempt

Good for you

Don't say that, she f**ked her dog

OH WHAT NO D:

No they're lying

nah hes telling the truth

FR?

Yes

Yes

ok communist furry lover

Союз нерушимый республик свободныхСплотила навеки Великая Русь.Да здравствует созданный волей народовЕдиный, могучий Советский Союз!Славься, Отечество наше свободное,Дружбы, народов надежный оплот!Знамя советское, знамя народноеПусть от победы, к победе ведет! Сквозь грозы сияло нам солнце свободы,И Ленин великий нам путь озарил.Нас вырастил Сталин - на верность народуНа труд и на подвиги нас вдохновил.Славься, Отечество чаше свободное,Счастья народов надежный оплот!Знамя советское, знамя народноеПусть от победы к победе ведет! Мы армию нашу растили в сраженьях, Захватчиков подлых с дороги сметем! Мы в битвах решаем судьбу поколений, Мы к славе Отчизну свою поведем! Славься, Отечество наше свободное, Славы народов надежный оплот! Знамя советское, знамя народное Пусть от победы к победе ведет!

the soviet anthem exists for a reason feline

Well, I can write fanfics

There was two couples named enderparrot8 and Loona, they love kissing and cuddling. One time Loona confessed her feelings to her love that's enderparrot8. Then Loona and enderparrot8 went to a romantic Italian restaurant. The waiter was yakko
Enderparrot8 and Loona ordered Shrimp Alfredo for dinner. Yakko agreed. The chef is Wheatley. Yakko gave his paper to Wheatley and he said
"UwU"

Wheatley f#cking died

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And

Is this a good thing or a bad thing?

shut the f**k up bro it is hard