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So Trump's apparently butthurt over Biden's
li'l all-but-three commutative Death Row
housecleaning spree and saber-rattling
about ending the federal execution moratorium. Frankly, I couldn't care less.
They're going to be staying
locked up? Fine; a commutation
isn't a pardon so whatever. That
said, what very strongly appeals to
my taste for poetic trollery is who
didn't receive pardons. I mean...
Dzhokhar Tsarnaev? Bfd. But Dylann
Roof and Bob Bowers? Those two are
White Supremacist/Klan/Neo-Nazi
poster-child heroes soooo... yeah.
By all means, let Tangerine Palpatine
restart the federal death machine; I'm
sure it won't cause the least bit of
consternation amongst his acolytes.