NOW A WORD FROM MITCH MCCONNELL:; AS I RETIRE FROM MY LIFETIME SENATE SINECURE JOB, LET ME REMIND YOU THAT CONSERVATIVE GENERATED CONSPIRACY THEORIES ARE A CANCER INFECTING THE REPUBLICAN PARTY. BECAUSE EVERY TIME I DENIED ONE IT TURNED OUT TO BE TRUE; AND MADE ME LOOK LIKE THE CORRUPT ASS THAT I ACTUALLY HAVE ALWAYS BEEN.
