paralyzed meat

Already am 😔

🔥🟪❤️😞

🗿😱💯🌳🥵

What

You will become sexually attracted to trees and a sigma male

The wise mystical tree is gonna touch me which will induce my Balkan rage

❎🔳☠️😐📊
tf

😭‼️🫵🦅

OH MY F**KING GOD IT'S AN EAGLE

✝️🗿👍🙃😆

You will become a big fan of the cross. Not Christianity, just the cross in particular

👃💀👹👺📢
What does this mean

You will pray, die and meet two shouting yokais

Your nose dies and it makes you very mad to the point of yelling out about it in public crowds

Checks out

🦐😴💵🇮🇱🔥

I put shrimps to sleep for money while Israel burns (yay)

😭🥶🤑😖💔
What does this mean vro?

you'll become a rich gangsta but broken 😭

Nah

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨🫨😰😰😰😰😰😫😫

What about the “😖” tho?

Depression

🥺👅🤨‼️🏳️‍⚧️
whar

You get freaky with a trains person

what if i am the trans person

You touch yourself

🤯

🏳️‍🌈🇩🇪🇺🇦🏳️‍⚧️🐌

I become a gay German-Ukranian trans snail?

🗣🤮🤦💀🫥

Someone yaps so much you vomit and disintegrate to death leaving nothing left