FIRST OF ALL, YOU SOUND LIKE A MORON WHEN YOU PRETEND TO KNOW OTHER PEOPLE'S THOUGHTS BETTER THAN THEY DO. AND IT'S CLEAR YOU'VE NEVER ACTUALLY SPOKEN TO ANY ATHEIST BECAUSE PRETTY MUCH NOBODY EVER SAYS THAT. IT'S WHAT CHRISTIANS TELL THEMSELVES TO FEEL BETTER ABOUT WHY MORE AND MORE PEOPLE ARE REJECTING THEIR BULLSHIT. ALSO, YOU KNOW WHAT WE FIND CUTE WHEN A THREE-YEAR-OLD DOES IT BUT NOT AN ADULT? HAVING AN IMAGINARY FRIEND.