Need Something To Cure This Writer's Block (AKA An Excuse To Sneak Off To Write)

Fill the microwave up with cutlery turn it on

FOR SCIENCE!

Throw rocks out the window at passers by

Or whatever small furnishing that can fit out the window

Bro.... XD

I was gonna say barbed wire under the doormat but that's TOO evil, legos under the doormat... no, that's worse... Wait I got it, cinder blocks piled up infront of the door just enough that he cant step over it.

Who are you?

Liam :3

What? I know I'm late

It's alright. However, with the plot I'm working with, that wouldn't really work. Not unless I deaged them or something.

Ah okay-

Ooh- what are you writing about anyway?

Basically, work friends (contract killers that trained together) staying at a motel before their next hit. Pretty much their version of relaxing which may include pranking each other and stuff.

Ohh, makes sense why they wouldn't want to draw attention-

Yeah.

Got prank ideas?

Hmmmmmm. Like really evil pranks or normal stuff?

Like nothing too bad but nothing really basic either. They are friends so I don't want them to hurt each other but they're also adults so they would get creative about it.

I have a suggestion, are there multiple people in said room?

Three. One female, two male. No sexual relations.

im hungry

Um.....? I should've known....

DO CRACK

Not that kind of illegal.

then what kind :(

Breaking and entering, theft (grand larceny, grand theft auto, etc.), destruction of public property... There is a lot of options. Come on! I thought you knew this stuff.

hol up lemme go to my mind palace

Win picture. Alright.

Your mind palace warranty has expired.

real i dont understand my mind palace sometimes it expires right as when its put in contact in oxygen

LMAO. But, come on, ideaaaaaaasss?

im more on the murder side of illegal help i cant brain

Well, they are contract killers but this is supposed to be when they are not killing and just relaxing before the next hit.

MY MIND PALACE ISNT WORKIJG *sob*

uh uhm
place a bomb in the front door

Is your mind run by f**king Moriarty? Maybe a flash grenade. I might be able to get away with that without actually hurting anyone.

BTT WHATS THE FUN OF DOING SOMWTHING ILLEGAL IF YOU DONT HRRT A HUMAN BENNG

f**k this leybpar

KEYBOARD

Because they're friends. And anxiety on the writer's part.

*sad*

Rip open the mattress and load it up with hot steaming shit and sew it shut

WHAT?! XD

It's pretty fun (speaking from experience)

Weird. LMAO.

clog the toilet before you leave

Weak.

hey man those maids get paid pennies dont make their lives THAT miserable

Still, wanted something funny.

cut out a silhouette of a HUGE f**king spider and tape it to the inside of a lamp

Okay, better...

get some flour and a razor blade and make coke lines on that useless motel desk

And I have created a monster...

f**king steal one of the drawers

FOR SCIENCE, JAWN! FOR SCIENCE!

buy some blue rock candy, some beakers, a warming plate, a bunch of inhalers, and distilled water and make it look like ur making meth

What have you been drinking?