Not just that, DO HAIRCUTS HURT??? (same thing I wondered with splatoon characters)

i’m pretty sure with splatoon characters with haircuts, they don’t feel a thing at all, even though their hair is their tentacles

In my splatoon lore, they actually need tourniquets, and anesthesia, but the rest is like a normal haircut just a bit odd

And also every character has a custom haircut it's just in the game with Nintendo making it there's technology limitations

Are you bald?

No.