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riddle me this | RIDDLE ME THIS CHRISTIANS; YOU CLAIM TO BE AGAINST ABORTION BUT NUMBERS 5:11-31 SAYS OTHERWISE | image tagged in the riddler,abortion,christians | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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1 up, 2mo,
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Robert Downey Jr Annoyed | IMAGINE THAT CHRISTIANS WON THIS SECTION | image tagged in robert downey jr annoyed | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
0 ups, 2mo,
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You didn't win anything. You came into an atheist stream, insulted atheists, posted "memes" instead of actual arguments, and showed us that if all Christians are like you, they suck.

I know some nice people who are Christians and we have mutual respect for one another. What you've shown me is that you are genuinely a hateful person and a bad example of any religion.

If this is your way of "spreading the gospel" and "being kind to one another", you have failed miserably.
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0 ups, 2mo,
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Aight bro, I ain’t friendly if you ain’t.
0 ups, 2mo
You started this by coming to this stream and calling me a dumbass for thinking the way I think.
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1 up, 2mo
Anime girl with smoking rifle | I JUST ROASTED BRO YET AGAIN WITH ACTUAL BIBLICAL BASED FACTS. *bro flops to the ground lifeless* *CHA-CHING* | image tagged in anime girl with smoking rifle | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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0 ups, 2mo
black boy roast | With God on yo' side dawg, yo'll be right all the time, man. | image tagged in black boy roast | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
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0 ups, 2mo,
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Sorry man, Satan never wins
0 ups, 2mo,
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I am not a Satanist. I am an atheist. I do not believe in Satan. Please check which stream you're in before commenting.
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0 ups, 2mo
Didn’t say you were
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0 ups, 2mo,
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That's for Jewish people anyways dumbass. And also, if it's God's will, it's God's will. You don't know better then God and neither do I nor anything or anyone. So don't think you're such a smartass.
0 ups, 2mo,
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So are you saying the entire old testament is irrelevant? Should people completely ignore it?

Also, why are you stalking and spamming every post I make just because I don't believe in your god?
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0 ups, 2mo,
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Dagum, I'm on a roast role today. Roasting wannabe Pharisee bro's ass.

The fact that you can be roasted by a middle schooler is insane. 💀💀💀
0 ups, 2mo,
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0 ups, 2mo,
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0 ups, 2mo,
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This is ironic coming from someone who believes an invisible being created the universe in 6 days by speaking.
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0 ups, 2mo,
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0 ups, 2mo
Your god.
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0 ups, 2mo,
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Bro, I never said that so where are you pulling this shit out of? Of course not dummy.

Same with you prat, why are you spamming my stuff just because I don't believe in rubbish?
0 ups, 2mo,
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You basically said, "The verse you quoted is from the Old Testament and should be ignored since it is for Jewish people."

What did you say then?
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0 ups, 2mo,
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Why does bro have to f**king need to do the Pharisee tactic. It's so lame. Bruhhhhhh, I'm beginning to feel somewhat of what Jesus felt with all those losers.

Not ignored, dumbass, it isn't relevant.
Does God rain Fire and Brimstone on cities anymore because there are wicked people like gay and LGBT people sinning??? It shouldn't be ignored, but things are different now.
0 ups, 2mo,
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Are you saying god changes?
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0 ups, 2mo,
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BRUH, WTF IS UP WITH YOUR ASS TODAY. BRO IS MORE MENTALLY SLOWER THEN USUAL.
0 ups, 2mo,
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You came here (an atheist stream) to preach your religion. Don't expect people to agree with you.
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0 ups, 2mo,
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Wasn't ever expecting. Was expecting nice atheists. Like my BFF. 💀💀💀
0 ups, 2mo,
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That's funny because your first comment in this stream was calling me a dumbass for posting an Old Testament verse.
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Bro you're a dumbass, that's the truth. You used that verse in the wrong context. 💀💀💀

Bro couldn't think of anything better to roast me with. Lmao so irrelevant. 💀💀💀

Tbh, bro won one roast out of like 60.
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0 ups, 2mo,
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No, the rules have changed bud. The punishments too.
0 ups, 2mo,
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If god never changes, he wouldn't feel regret. God supposedly felt regret after the flood so he did change his mind. Therefore, he changes.
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0 ups, 2mo,
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Blud I hope you understand some day after you get out of that phase. 💀💀💀
0 ups, 2mo,
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You can't be talking since you literally believe there's an invisible man who made the world by speaking.
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He's not a man blud, He's God. 💀💀💀
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0 ups, 4w,
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Numbers 5:11-31 is a divinely ordained judicial process for trying a woman suspected of infidelity. In a patriarchal society, this is a grace shown to the woman which helps avoid an extrajudicial proceeding that may unfairly convict her of adultery. The text clearly emphasizes that the verdict comes from God and not humans.

The emphasis of this law would be that the woman would "stand before God" (5:16, 30), implying that the verdict would not come from humans but from God alone. Also, she would not be affected by a mixture of dust and water; the efficiency of the curse of the bitter water would require divine intervention on the part of God and therefore acted as a safeguard against manipulated results and reinforced that the verdict could only be given by God alone. Vindication is the clear default; only divine intervention could render a guilty verdict.

The punishment also seems to be not only for infidelity but also for making a false oath before God (5:16-22). The punishment of future infertility (which in early Semitic culture was quite significant) would not be incurred if the woman admits of her guilt. She only receives the curse if she is both adulterous and perjurious.

As for the man, the trial serves to demonstrate whether his feelings of jealousy are legitimate or not. In fact, 5:14 implies that the jealousy the man will feel is directly from God as a means to exact justice if his wife is indeed guilty of adultery; however, if she is innocent, the pangs of jealousy stem from the man himself. The trial is meant not only to try the woman's innocence but also the man's suspicions.

5:31 also implies condemnation for the man if his wife is innocent. His status of being 'free of guilt' is only applied after it has been demonstrated that she indeed is guilty of adultery. If the trial shows her to be innocent, the man is not free of guilt. Thus the man ought not to be zealous to charge h
1 up, 4w,
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Stop trying to cope with the fact that your god supports abortion.

I'll come back to this later since I'll be busy replying to your other 10 comments.
0 ups, 4w
You didn't even make a counter argument- oh wait nvm
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