Dunked (rp if you want)

Soul: "Mama?"

Data: *sigh* Hi Soul.

Soul: "What happened?"

Data: infernal dunked me and I've been stuck here for a couple hours

VT: … (dontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlaughdontlagfontlaugh) How did you get up there?

Data: no idea. Probably just trying to prank me

VT: ngl I would too- ANYWAY, you play basketball or he went all the way here just to dunk ya?

Data: we were nearby, then he grabbed me by the handlebars and dunked me

*She gets a notification and VT sees a little dot in the corner of data's screen*

Data: ... THAT MOTHERF*CKER MADE A TWITTER POST

(Mornin)

VT: I forgot you had handlebars *in mind: ...you wh-re*- hold up he made a twitter post?

*she displays the image on her screen*

Data: he can barely use a computer so I'm not really surprised it took him this long

VT: PFFFT- *loading (bro is opening twitter, checking the post and downloading the image in the span of 2 seconds-)* Ahem well atleast it looks good

Data: I'm gonna steal his kneecap again.

VT: how? Like this? *he’s somehow already holding one of Data’s ears*

Data: how the hell-

VT: mine.

Data: no

VT: fine *starts bending and stretching it until it has the shape of a pretzel (🥨)* ohhh

Data: ]:/

VT: *nom* …this tastes like shi-

Data: infernal dunked me

VT: PFFFT- alright need some help?

Data: *sigh* yeah.

VT: *snaps his fingers, data appears in front of him* better?

Data: yep

VT: good... because its my turn! *grabs data and 9eki5i.gif (click to show) (this time her body manages to get trough the rim somehow)*

Data: NOT AGAIN- oh wait my ass didn't get stuck this time

VT: *😎 png on his screen* And hell yeah that was cool-
VT: *regular eye* anyway how did you even got stuck in there the first time?

Data: infernal dunked me, my fat ass got stuck in the rim, then I was stuck there for a few hours until you showed up

VT: ... *facepalm* *in mind: How did Soul ended up with a dumbass like her...* and he did that because...?

Sc: *basketball*

Infernal: Get dunked bozo

Data: *instantly wakes up and grabs his wrist*

Infernal: Heh, works every time.

Data: let go.

*infernal let’s go*

Data: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

*Infernal then just rips the rim in half*

Data: *family guy death pose*

Infernal: There. Problem solved.

Data: ...

*Infernal pats Data*

*data's eyes are just swirls*

*Infernal just grabs Data and puts her on a nearby bench*

*data's just a ragdoll lmao*

*insert Infernal just taking her ear*

Data: infernal get me down from here

Infernal: Why

Data: WHY DO YOU THINK????

Infernal: Fine fine fine.

*Infernal rips the basketball post out of it roots and starts shaking it*

Data: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa

Infernal: Your like a Cakarea in a damn tree.

*more shake*

Data: INFERNAL IT'S NOT WORKING

Infernal: COME ON!

*Infernal grabs the rim and rips it off*

*data faceplants into the ground with the rim still stuck on*

*Infernal holds Data by the rim, where he then just starts spinning*