The White House: Bah, Humbug

One rock of crack for Hunter.

12 Days of Christmas (Hunter Version)

On the 12th day of Christmas My daddy gave to me,
12 Ukrainies paying
11 Druglords dancing
10 Partners embezzling
9 Ladies sucking
8 Maids a-stealing
7 Secret Service
...
6 Porn mags
5 Gold crackpipes
4 Stolen cars
3 Chinese W**res
2 Rocks of Crack
and a Pardon from the west wing.

😄 That is accurate and catchy!

I should have made it "a pardon IN the west wing".

More true to the original.

😄