dawg I'm European and this is the type shit I make up

Mmm.

But your mythology

fym

Give me something in your mythology that poses a threat

in my book or in European mythos?

Euro mythos

we got dragons

We got skinwalkers

we got Russians nuclear missile system

We got Americans nuclear missile system.

Send one and we send 50.

ah, American confidence.
You do realise the majority of nato nations are European, right?