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Winning | THE PRIZE IS ME | image tagged in prize,winning | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
247 views 6 upvotes Made by Brattmann 2 months ago in Sex_jokes
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2 ups, 2mo,
8 replies
no lube, no protection, all night, all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the bedroom, from the bathroom sink to the shower, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, exponent al, logarithmic, while i gasp for air, scream and see the light, missionary, cowgirl, reverse cow girl, doggy, backwards, forwards, sideways, upside down, on the floor, in the bed, on the couch, on a chair, being carried against the wall, outside, in a train, on a plane, in the car, on a motorcycle, the bed of a truck, on a trampoline, in a bounce house, in the ool, bent over, in the basement, against the window, have the most toe curling, back arching, leg shaking, dick thribbing, first clenching, ear rining, mouth drooling, ass clenching, nose sniffling, eye watering, eye rolling, hip thrusting, earthquaking, sheet gripping, knuckles cracking, jaw dropping, hair pulling. teeth jitterbug, mind blogging, soul snatching, overstimulating, vile, sloppy, moan inducing, heart wrenching, spine tingling, back breaking, atrocious, gushy, creamy, beastly, lip bitting, gravity defying, nail biting, sweaty, feet kicking, mind blowing, body shivering, orgasmic, bone breaking, world ending, black hole creating, universe destroying, devious, scrumptious, amazing, delightful, delectable, unbelievable, body numbing, bark worthy, cant walk, head nodding, soul evaporating, volcano erupting, sweat rolling, voice cracking, trembling, sheets soaked, hair drenched, flabbergasting, lip locking, skin peeling, eyelash removing, eye widening, pussy popping, nail stractching, back cuts, spectacular, brain cell desolving, hair ripping, show stopping, magniticent, unique, extraordinary, slendid, phenomenal, mouth foaming, heavenly, awakening, devils tangos, he could put a nuclear bomb inside me and i'd still ride it and I would give this man the sloppiest, wettest, creamiest, soul taking, slimy, life changing, death DROPPING, heaven sent, flabbergasting, hypnotising, ungodly, astonishing, leg trembling, back arched, hands desperately grabbing the sheets, legs stretching out again and again, toe curling, voice breaking, whimper causing, waist slowly moving up and down, small heavy breath " I can't take much more of this", breaths getting quicker, twitching, throbbing, eyes shut, lip biting, edging begging for relief, warm hot rush bubbling up, spit upon the tongue twisting ground tip-talking against the wall, (message too long)
1 up, 2mo,
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I know reading that will be a regret
1 up, 1mo
You aren’t wrong
1 up, 1mo
WHY WON’T YOU DIE!? | image tagged in why won t you die | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
Can someone tell me what Is this about? Sex poses?
1 up, 1mo,
2 replies
It's about a man who has been playing by himself too much | made w/ Imgflip meme maker
0 ups, 1mo,
1 reply
And so?
1 up, 1mo,
1 reply
Well, you asked.
1 up, 1mo
Oh right
0 ups, 1mo
I do
0 ups, 4w,
1 reply
wtf...........I'm kinka impressed you can think of all that and type it all as well
0 ups, 4w,
1 reply
Hey wait a minute. I remember you! You’re the person who kept saying “no thanks I’m vegan” when you were handed a baby.
0 ups, 4w
lol yeah
0 ups, 2mo
What the f**k
0 ups, 1mo
0 ups, 2mo
I don't even know what to say
0 ups, 2mo
thanks for the copypasta bro
2 ups, 2mo,
1 reply
She doesn't look very happy about being your prize...?
0 ups, 1mo
:(
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