You consume misfolded proteins which shut down your immune system giving you kuru and making your brain into a sponge.

Don't eat the fatty tissue. The rest of its fine.

Oh thats what you're saying? Mb bro

Yeah bro. You don't gotta get all indignant on me man.

I was thinking of Weird Al but okay.

Dumbass that is weird al

Don't think i don't know the place

This is Weird Al.

So is the picture i sent

It's a fan video

Then f**k you