Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here I thought that I would go right ou

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Nothin' ever (ever) happens in this town

Feelin' low down (down), not a lot to do around here

I thought that I would go right out of my mind

Until a friend told me the news

He said, "Hey, you know that vacant lot

Right beside the gas station? Well, somebody bought it

And on that spot they're gonna build a shop

Where we can go buy bolts and screws"

Since then I've been walking on air (air)

I can barely brush my teeth or comb my hair

'Cause I'm so excited and I really don't care

I've been waiting since last June

For this day to finally arrive

I'm so happy (happy) now just to be alive

'Cause any minute now I'm gonna be inside

Well, I hope they open soon

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)

When are they gonna open up that door?

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

In my sleeping bag I camped out overnight

Right in front of the store, then as soon as it was light out

I pressed my nose right up against the glass

You know, I had to be first in line

Gonna get me a flashlight and a broom

Want a pair of pliers for every single room of my house

See those hacksaws? Very, very soon

One of them will be all mine

Guys with nametags walking down the aisles

Rows of garden hoses that go on for miles and miles

Brand new socket wrenches in a plethora of styles

All arranged alphabetically

And they're doing a promotional stunt

There's a great big purple sign out front

That says every 27th customer

Will get a ball peen hammer free

I can't wait, (no I) I can't wait (oh when)

When are they gonna open up that door?

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

I'm goin' (yes I'm) goin', I'm a-goin' to the

Goin' to the (hard) ware I'm goin', really goin' to the

Goin' (hard) I'm goin' to the (hard) oh yes, I'm goin' to the

Hardware store

They've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters

Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters

Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires

BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers

Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters

Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters

Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables

Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle,
Lt.Ghost
0 ups, 4w
HARDWARE STORE BY WEIRD AL YANKOVIC
Kepler-22b
0 ups, 4w
Bob sounds like a really interesting and fun character! The combination of being "nerdy but somewhat funny" gives him a relatable and likable vibe. The fact that he's also the "popular kid" adds an interesting contrast—often, nerdy characters aren't portrayed as the most popular, so this could give him a unique twist.

Here are a few things that stand out about Bob:

1. **Nerdy but funny**: This could make him a charismatic character. Maybe he has a dry sense of humor or witty one-liners that make him stand out. You could play around with this by giving him some quirky traits, like a love for tech, books, or obscure references, but making him very quick on his feet with humor.

2. **Very tall**: This physical trait could make him more memorable! You could use his height in fun ways, like having him unintentionally tower over others, or giving him a playful awkwardness when interacting with people who are shorter.

3. **Glasses, jeans, and a T-shirt**: This sounds like a classic, casual look that fits with the "nerdy" and "popular" mix. You could personalize it further by making his T-shirt feature something nerdy—like a reference to a favorite movie, game, or even a funny graphic.
Kepler-22b
0 ups, 4w
Bob sounds like a really interesting and fun character! The combination of being "nerdy but somewhat funny" gives him a relatable and likable vibe. The fact that he's also the "popular kid" adds an interesting contrast—often, nerdy characters aren't portrayed as the most popular, so this could give him a unique twist.

Here are a few things that stand out about Bob:

1. **Nerdy but funny**: This could make him a charismatic character. Maybe he has a dry sense of humor or witty one-liners that make him stand out. You could play around with this by giving him some quirky traits, like a love for tech, books, or obscure references, but making him very quick on his feet with humor.

2. **Very tall**: This physical trait could make him more memorable! You could use his height in fun ways, like having him unintentionally tower over others, or giving him a playful awkwardness when interacting with people who are shorter.

3. **Glasses, jeans, and a T-shirt**: This sounds like a classic, casual look that fits with the "nerdy" and "popular" mix. You could personalize it further by making his T-shirt feature something nerdy—like a reference to a favorite movie, game, or even a funny graphic.
IndoraptorBulletDR
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NOTHIN' EVER (EVER) HAPPENS IN THIS TOWN FEELIN' LOW DOWN (DOWN), NOT A LOT TO DO AROUND HERE I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD GO RIGHT OUT OF MY MIND UNTIL A FRIEND TOLD ME THE NEWS HE SAID, "HEY, YOU KNOW THAT VACANT LOT RIGHT BESIDE THE GAS STATION? WELL, SOMEBODY BOUGHT IT AND ON THAT SPOT THEY'RE GONNA BUILD A SHOP WHERE WE CAN GO BUY BOLTS AND SCREWS" SINCE THEN I'VE BEEN WALKING ON AIR (AIR) I CAN BARELY BRUSH MY TEETH OR COMB MY HAIR 'CAUSE I'M SO EXCITED AND I REALLY DON'T CARE I'VE BEEN WAITING SINCE LAST JUNE FOR THIS DAY TO FINALLY ARRIVE I'M SO HAPPY (HAPPY) NOW JUST TO BE ALIVE 'CAUSE ANY MINUTE NOW I'M GONNA BE INSIDE WELL, I HOPE THEY OPEN SOON I CAN'T WAIT, (NO I) I CAN'T WAIT (OH WHEN) WHEN ARE THEY GONNA OPEN UP THAT DOOR? I'M GOIN' (YES I'M) GOIN', I'M A-GOIN' TO THE GOIN' TO THE (HARD) WARE I'M GOIN', REALLY GOIN' TO THE GOIN' (HARD) I'M GOIN' TO THE (HARD) OH YES, I'M GOIN' TO THE HARDWARE STORE IN MY SLEEPING BAG I CAMPED OUT OVERNIGHT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE STORE, THEN AS SOON AS IT WAS LIGHT OUT I PRESSED MY NOSE RIGHT UP AGAINST THE GLASS YOU KNOW, I HAD TO BE FIRST IN LINE GONNA GET ME A FLASHLIGHT AND A BROOM WANT A PAIR OF PLIERS FOR EVERY SINGLE ROOM OF MY HOUSE SEE THOSE HACKSAWS? VERY, VERY SOON ONE OF THEM WILL BE ALL MINE GUYS WITH NAMETAGS WALKING DOWN THE AISLES ROWS OF GARDEN HOSES THAT GO ON FOR MILES AND MILES BRAND NEW SOCKET WRENCHES IN A PLETHORA OF STYLES ALL ARRANGED ALPHABETICALLY AND THEY'RE DOING A PROMOTIONAL STUNT THERE'S A GREAT BIG PURPLE SIGN OUT FRONT THAT SAYS EVERY 27TH CUSTOMER WILL GET A BALL PEEN HAMMER FREE I CAN'T WAIT, (NO I) I CAN'T WAIT (OH WHEN) WHEN ARE THEY GONNA OPEN UP THAT DOOR? I'M GOIN' (YES I'M) GOIN', I'M A-GOIN' TO THE GOIN' TO THE (HARD) WARE I'M GOIN', REALLY GOIN' TO THE GOIN' (HARD) I'M GOIN' TO THE (HARD) OH YES, I'M GOIN' TO THE HARDWARE STORE I'M GOIN' (YES I'M) GOIN', I'M A-GOIN' TO THE GOIN' TO THE (HARD) WARE I'M GOIN', REALLY GOIN' TO THE GOIN' (HARD) I'M GOIN' TO THE (HARD) OH YES, I'M GOIN' TO THE HARDWARE STORE THEY'VE GOT ALLEN WRENCHES, GERBIL FEEDERS, TOILET SEATS, ELECTRIC HEATERS TRASH COMPACTORS, JUICE EXTRACTOR, SHOWER RODS AND WATER METERS WALKIE-TALKIES, COPPER WIRES SAFETY GOGGLES, RADIAL TIRES BB PELLETS, RUBBER MALLETS, FANS AND DEHUMIDIFIERS PICTURE HANGERS, PAPER CUTTERS, WAFFLE IRONS, WINDOW SHUTTERS PAINT REMOVERS, WINDOW LOUVRES, MASKING TAPE AND PLASTIC GUTTERS KITCHEN FAUCETS, FOLDING TABLES, WEATHER STRIPPING, JUMPER CABLES HOOKS AND TACKLE, GROUT AND SPACKLE,
IndoraptorBulletDR
0 ups, 4w, 1 reply
I don't get it
Slidecast-Advertisement
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It's Hardware store by Weird Al
IndoraptorBulletDR
0 ups, 4w
oh ok

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NOTHIN' EVER (EVER) HAPPENS IN THIS TOWN FEELIN' LOW DOWN (DOWN), NOT A LOT TO DO AROUND HERE I THOUGHT THAT I WOULD GO RIGHT OUT OF MY MIND UNTIL A FRIEND TOLD ME THE NEWS HE SAID, "HEY, YOU KNOW THAT VACANT LOT RIGHT BESIDE THE GAS STATION? WELL, SOMEBODY BOUGHT IT AND ON THAT SPOT THEY'RE GONNA BUILD A SHOP WHERE WE CAN GO BUY BOLTS AND SCREWS" SINCE THEN I'VE BEEN WALKING ON AIR (AIR) I CAN BARELY BRUSH MY TEETH OR COMB MY HAIR 'CAUSE I'M SO EXCITED AND I REALLY DON'T CARE I'VE BEEN WAITING SINCE LAST JUNE FOR THIS DAY TO FINALLY ARRIVE I'M SO HAPPY (HAPPY) NOW JUST TO BE ALIVE 'CAUSE ANY MINUTE NOW I'M GONNA BE INSIDE WELL, I HOPE THEY OPEN SOON I CAN'T WAIT, (NO I) I CAN'T WAIT (OH WHEN) WHEN ARE THEY GONNA OPEN UP THAT DOOR? I'M GOIN' (YES I'M) GOIN', I'M A-GOIN' TO THE GOIN' TO THE (HARD) WARE I'M GOIN', REALLY GOIN' TO THE GOIN' (HARD) I'M GOIN' TO THE (HARD) OH YES, I'M GOIN' TO THE HARDWARE STORE IN MY SLEEPING BAG I CAMPED OUT OVERNIGHT RIGHT IN FRONT OF THE STORE, THEN AS SOON AS IT WAS LIGHT OUT I PRESSED MY NOSE RIGHT UP AGAINST THE GLASS YOU KNOW, I HAD TO BE FIRST IN LINE GONNA GET ME A FLASHLIGHT AND A BROOM WANT A PAIR OF PLIERS FOR EVERY SINGLE ROOM OF MY HOUSE SEE THOSE HACKSAWS? VERY, VERY SOON ONE OF THEM WILL BE ALL MINE GUYS WITH NAMETAGS WALKING DOWN THE AISLES ROWS OF GARDEN HOSES THAT GO ON FOR MILES AND MILES BRAND NEW SOCKET WRENCHES IN A PLETHORA OF STYLES ALL ARRANGED ALPHABETICALLY AND THEY'RE DOING A PROMOTIONAL STUNT THERE'S A GREAT BIG PURPLE SIGN OUT FRONT THAT SAYS EVERY 27TH CUSTOMER WILL GET A BALL PEEN HAMMER FREE I CAN'T WAIT, (NO I) I CAN'T WAIT (OH WHEN) WHEN ARE THEY GONNA OPEN UP THAT DOOR? I'M GOIN' (YES I'M) GOIN', I'M A-GOIN' TO THE GOIN' TO THE (HARD) WARE I'M GOIN', REALLY GOIN' TO THE GOIN' (HARD) I'M GOIN' TO THE (HARD) OH YES, I'M GOIN' TO THE HARDWARE STORE I'M GOIN' (YES I'M) GOIN', I'M A-GOIN' TO THE GOIN' TO THE (HARD) WARE I'M GOIN', REALLY GOIN' TO THE GOIN' (HARD) I'M GOIN' TO THE (HARD) OH YES, I'M GOIN' TO THE HARDWARE STORE THEY'VE GOT ALLEN WRENCHES, GERBIL FEEDERS, TOILET SEATS, ELECTRIC HEATERS TRASH COMPACTORS, JUICE EXTRACTOR, SHOWER RODS AND WATER METERS WALKIE-TALKIES, COPPER WIRES SAFETY GOGGLES, RADIAL TIRES BB PELLETS, RUBBER MALLETS, FANS AND DEHUMIDIFIERS PICTURE HANGERS, PAPER CUTTERS, WAFFLE IRONS, WINDOW SHUTTERS PAINT REMOVERS, WINDOW LOUVRES, MASKING TAPE AND PLASTIC GUTTERS KITCHEN FAUCETS, FOLDING TABLES, WEATHER STRIPPING, JUMPER CABLES HOOKS AND TACKLE, GROUT AND SPACKLE, POWER FOGGERS, SPOONS AND LADLES PESTICIDES FOR FUMIGATION, HIGH-PERFORMANCE LUBRICATION METAL ROOFING, WATER PROOFING, MULTI-PURPOSE INSULATION AIR COMPRESSORS, BRASS CONNECTORS, WRECKING CHISELS, SMOKE DETECTORS TIRE GUAGES, HAMSTER CAGES, THERMOSTATS AND BUG DEFLECTORS TRAILER HITCH DEMAGNETIZERS, AUTOMATIC CIRCUMCISERS TENNIS RACKETS, ANGLE BRACKETS, DURACELLS AND ENERGIZERS SOFFIT PANELS, CIRCUIT BRAKERS, VACUUM CLEANERS, COFFEE MAKERS CALCULATORS, GENERATORS, MATCHING SALT AND PEPPER SHAKERS I CAN'T WAIT, (NO I) I CAN'T WAIT (OH WHEN) WHEN ARE THEY GONNA OPEN THE DOOR? I'M GOIN' (YES I'M) GOIN', I'M A-GOIN' TO THE GOIN' TO THE (HARD) WARE I'M GOIN', REALLY GOIN' TO THE GOIN' (HARD) I'M GOIN' TO THE (HARD) OH YES, I'M GOIN' TO THE HARDWARE STORE I'M GOIN' (YES I'M) GOIN', I'M A-GOIN' TO THE GOIN' TO THE (HARD) WARE I'M GOIN', REALLY GOIN' TO THE GOIN' (HARD) I'M GOIN' TO THE (HARD) OH YES, I'M GOIN' TO THE HARDWARE STORE I'M GOIN' (YES I'M) GOIN', I'M A-GOIN' TO THE GOIN' TO THE (HARD) WARE I'M GOIN', REALLY GOIN' TO THE GOIN' (HARD) I'M GOIN' TO THE (HARD) OH YES, I'M GOIN' TO THE HARDWARE STORE