O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree..

Hey man I reached out to your smexy friend and she's a meanie :-( SHE SUCKS

Hey, what the hell!?! You've been a busy and crazy ass cowboy!
What are you talking about? I told you once already that I don't know the people who follow me, there are six I don't know.
The person that you say "she's a meanie, and she sucks" dude zi don't know HER.
We're you so drunk that you tried to hit on her? Isn't that how you lost your other gf.
Why couldn't you just enjoy and celebrate with your friends and family. Hopefully, you can get some help with your drinking, because it seems to get you in a world of trouble!
Happy New Year. I hope you are okay, drunk cowboy. Maybe make some resolutions for self reflection and improvement to enrich your life.
Not preaching, just thinking about your well being.
By the way, you completely destroyed the song and messed it up, hahaha.
Hopefully your nursing yourself back to the living. Take care, and be well!

Party went home :-( I was da last man standing. Ah ok. Sorry. I did try flirting and I apologised and tried to be friendly but man she sucks. Thanks man happy ny

...and you're proud you got drunk like that?
What are you apologizing for to me...?

Not proud man drinking sucks. Hangovers suck I've a mad headache man

You shouldn't be proud! You reap what you sow. Hopefully you will feel better soon, young cowboy. Hydrate and eat healthy get electrolytes in your system. Remember that my Mother was a nurse.
You should take care of your body. So, it will take care of you.
Be well.

Thanks man.

You be well as well

I almost forgot, et bland foods until you feel better as well, from your hangover.

Do it all the time hahaha

That is really sad, that you drink like that and are in this state so much. Think about a New Year's resolution, maybe.

True dat. I have a big year ahead of me.

Also, how can you say that, if you don’t know her. Why are you so judgemental?
Are you not happy with your life?

Not judge man. She was mean to me. Told me to shut up. I think she called me da Grinch not sure. A bit fuzzy. Don't remember much. But hey get this shit man I was drinking yeah, and she knew that and she told me. To go home anyway. Like how can you drunk and drive? F**k I need a margaritas just thinking about it cha cha cha MAR-GA-REEEEEE-TA!!!

I think if you go back and re read it. You may see it clearer.
I'm sure it is bot what you think, but if someone asks to be left alone, one must oblige out of respect. Maybe you annoyed them. I'm sure if she likes you. She'll get back to you. Otherwise, like the expression, let sleeping dogs lie. Leave well enough alone. Beca good cowboy and tend to your new girlfriend.

Ah gotcha. Well I can see she wanted me to be safe. I oughta apologize. Sorry man.

What part of no means no. Leave them be don't you understand?

Sorry man. Again just wanted to try to clean up loose ends but I suck at it

I have one word for you. Respect.

Thanks man. I try.

Respect people's wishes.

I try. I will.

It's not like baseball. There's no three strikes. You struck out, the first time.

Oof shit haha I got that vibe too

Then, that should have been your cue, my friend. Young cowboy, you have a lot to learn.
Possibly why you had previous issues with your other gf.
Try to do yourself a favor and stop drinking. Stay on the right path. Especially if you want to keep this girlfriend.
Remember how you found her; therefore, she may find you out. Entiendes... aka understand in Spanish, Comprendre aka understand in French, Katalavaíno aka understand in Greek...?
If you think about it again, remember Nyet aka No in Russian.

Be well cowboy.

Mayhap you're right.

Things ivelearnt from Arianna's voicemails new year 2025

Al Bundy's greatest life achievement was scoring four touchdowns in a single game while playing in the 1966 city football championship game versus Andrew Johnson High School, his arch nemesis Bubba "Spare Tire" Dixon and he constantly makes reference to it in comparison to the way his life has turned out instead. Al's knee was not down, contrary to what many believe He is a misanthropic, working-class father of two. He laments his lot in life, but nevertheless stands by his family, displaying wit, self-sacrifice, and resilience in times of crisis. He owns a 1977 Dodge which he has yet to pay off.

Let sleeping dogs lie, if she said to leave her alone.

But like ok. Not harassing. Not flirting. Not forcing or being a perv. Just wanted to apologise for if I came off that way you know don't wanna burn bridges make a bad impression.imma nice cowby

I see your intention, but did you read what they said. Clearly, they want to be left alone and said no, right? That's why I said you need to respect peoples boundaries and wishes.
Do you understand where I am coming from? They were being very cordial towards you, in the response, but you were just to drunk to see it. I'm sure people can see you're nice, but when someone says enough's enough, you have to respect that.

I did. I will. Sorry man. Gotcha.

Are you still drinking? What's up with you? Go to sleep for your own sake. Sleep it off cowboy.

Hey man does tap water make u sick

Asking for a mate

Thanks man. Slept kinda good btw. 5 hours! New record 2025 haha

You're completely blowing up my phone and there's no where to write. Are you still drinking...? I can't even read all that right now. I'm heading out. Take it easy cowboy, and be safe!

Sorry man. Tha ks man be safe! Lso hey Arianna my love!!! Drew for the first time 2025!!! Milla Jovovich from Resident Evil and how could I forget her ad LEELOO!!!!! AHHHHH SHES SO SMEXY MILLAAAAA

As for your water question, it usually depends on where you live. Go online and check it out.
I would not know in England, you have to do your homework there, sorry.
Now, Ive never, nor will I ever be on a dating site. I say this because I see a video of what is I'm guessing you? Drinking from the sink, and my question is (it's rhetorical,) is this your dating profile video? Do they do photos or videos? Again, rhetorical. Because if it is, that my friend is probably why you got shit down from your crush on here!
Remember, no means no. Okay. Please don't send it to anyone, you're not going to get anyone with that, but then again, I don't know. Some people may be into that.
I'm grateful it wasn't the toilet with a dog!
Take care, cowboy.

Funk I got sick from da tap water

holy F**KHOWDIDYOUSEEYHAT

Dude what are you talking about? I sang no Diggity so good last nitttte

You got more than half of the words wrong. Then, just began to make up lyrics.

Sorry man. I understand if you don't diggity my vibe. I may not have dignity but at least I still got dignity

Dude, dud you see how you massacred the song!

Twas karaoke man! Ever done it? Hahaa

If course, I've done karaoke.

Love karaoke man SENORITA BY DA GREAT JT!

Timberlake also one of Ariannas favourites.. she likes his choreo :3

I may not have diggity but at Least I still got dignity

Obviously not yesterday... . hahaha

I always got a ma diggity

Sorry you got sick. Feel better!

You sent it.

Thanks man.

You shitting me right?! Ah shit that wasn't me twas tom blyth

Why drink from it if you had reservations?

To be like tombylth