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Now ima traumatised cowboy hahaa
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New York, city known for dropping the ball. Times Square does it on New Years Eve and Yankees do it in the World Series
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Thank you, for utilizing something where I can respond. I will do so, and when I do, you will know it.
For now, I was listening to some music, and thought about you and your drinking and thought I would pass this along.

Too many people die from accidental alcohol intoxication.They obviously wouldn't if they didn't have a problem in the first place.

https://www.google.com/search?q=dolores+o+riordan+death&sca_esv=38bb1bd02834e241&ei=hTi9Z5SmNILfp84P3I71qAQ&oq=dolores+o+riordan+death&gs_lp=EhNtb2JpbGUtZ3dzLXdpei1zZXJwIhdkb2xvcmVzIG8gcmlvcmRhbiBkZWF0aDIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYRzIKEAAYsAMY1gQYR0i-GVAAWABwAXgBkAEAmAEAoAEAqgEAuAEDyAEAmAIBoAISmAMAiAYBkAYIkgcBMaAHAA&sclient=mobile-gws-wiz-serp

P.S. At least they made it there, where the f**k was your team... oh that's right crying like pussies at home.
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On hey, Arianna likes her. Shit, that's tragic. She was real young. Thanks for sharing that, I do hope not to end up like her. I really try to control,myself, I really do. Sometimes it's really hard. But I try. My ex worries (we're still on good terms we're still friends.) she's the best.
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Hey. Have u heard the tankees are gonna stop playing New York New York at the games. START SPREADING DA NEWS ITS A BOUT TIME !!! They ruined a classic
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You should see all the wonderful love, I am showing your beloved Mets.
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Hey not fair!! Haha hey springs trainings going on you been watching it?
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Hey if the Mets are sucking so hard then HOW DA FUCC ARE THEY KICKING ASTROS ASS!!! YEAHHHH GO METS WOOOO
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ITS 5 TO 0 BABY!!!!!! YEAHHHH
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Today da Yankees r gonna play da blue jays. Go blue jays I don't even watch da f**kin blu jays I mean they're ok but like Yankees suck so f**kin bad!!! If Yankees win that should be a f**kin crime ok. Such disgusting acts would make Snoopy say bleah. Btw snoopy likes da mets go Mets #heineken
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I started eating regular Quaker oatmeal. No flavored, refined sugar filled oatmeal. I add a tiny bit of butter and occasionally less than a teaspoon of local honey. It's great.
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Hey j gotta nissan!!
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Hey on my snoopy post this dodgers guy is teyna argue me about da Mets and dodgers. It's not goo
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My grandma Patsy had a dog named Tommy. He was vicious, angry, and extremely aggresive. He just wanted to attack everyone. She decided to put him down.
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Well, that is sad to hear cowboy. Today is my birthday. I'm heading home now.
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Oh enjoy :-)
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Happy belated birthday!!!
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Interesting, I didn't forget yours, because that's what friends do. Remember things.

A little bit late.
Ty.
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Sorry.
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I'm sick.
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Oh feel better soon!
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Me too
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I did not go out and buy me a pet rock I was man about it and hunted one down and captured it. Not an easy task I might add!
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You're sick too?
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Yea.
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You forgot my birthday. That's a shitty thing for a friend to do.
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I'm sorry
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Feel better. I've eaten twice in three days.
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Thanks. Hey you should have barely soup
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Interestingly enough, my housekeeper made some, with my recipe, thank you.
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Oh enjoy it!
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In May of 2023 I purchased a frozen Mrs. Smith pie. The apple slices were very small and maybe 3 slices total per slice of pie. The pie was cut into 6 pieces.

The picture advertisement on the box showed the pie was chock full of apple slices.
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It's not cool to mock.
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Sorry.
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Heeeeey macarena
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Everytime I have Spicy margaritamy Ears start pouring out Gooey Orange Ear Wax....Yowzer!
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I picked up a "Road Runner & Wile E. Coyote" DVD, compiled with 15 'toons, at Walmart a couple weeks ago when I went shopping.

Love checking Walmart's bargain DVD bin. Never know what I'll find.
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I had l homemade carrot soup for dinner. It was quite good. I'll have to make it again.
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Fantasia the mickey mouse movie. messed me up as a little kid I had nightmares for weeks. To me, Mickey was a chill, safe dude. Not the main protagonist in a drug-fuelled nightmare.
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Heeeeeeey I'm in The Big TX again !!! Tis my nieces dad's birthday! Bought him a big cake and wine weeee
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I always loved what Paul Newman did. He created the Newman's Own food company donating 100% of the profits to charity.
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What the heck they changed chick fila! They needs to bring back the cole slaw, biscuits & gravy, and the brownie a la mode dessert. AND change the waffle fries back to the original version (without pea starch).
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I had fried pierogis. I put four sauces in containers and put them in the sink, and then I packed my lunch.
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I had pizza for dinner. Don’t do it too often you need good protein and veggie carbs.
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The best waffle house I've ever been to was in Atlanta.
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I had crawfish gumbo for dinner tonight, it was great!!
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When I find myself in times of toruble,super Mario comes to me. Speaking words of wisdom...

ITS A ME!!!
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I was embarrassingly old (mid teens) before I knew a pickle started life as a cucumber.
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I like a tuna-noodle casserole once in awhile. And it has to have crushed potato chips on top.
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I'm big on stews, gumbos and one pot meat and potatoes mega meals.
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I loved tuna-cass but can no longer remember the entire recipe.I remember egg noodles, can of cream of mushroom soup, can of creamed corn and what else? Maybe a can of peas ? Definitley chips on top. Did I miss anthing?
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lasagna is a casserole, just like veal Orlof is a casserole, just like Mac and Cheese is a casserole.
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a sesame seed fell off the burger bun.
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I'm having Shredded Wheat with blueberries for breakfast.
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if you say the ABCs while you hold your Oreo in milk, it's the perfect softness/crispiness and doesn't completely fall apart in the milk.
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I tried powdered milk, but the powder makes me cough when I try to drink it and my cereal is too dry to eat. So I went back to liquid milk.
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I like peeing on trees
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Who the f**k pees on a tree?
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Campers duh
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Easter theyll put me in a bunny costume.
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I've been swimming at the Y-MCA. they have great snacks there too soi can dine at the Y-MCA as well. Tuna fish sandwiches and onions are pretty good combo.
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I wish I coulda auditioned for The Muppet Show.
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I gotta get aJohn Deere toilet brush.
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If I watched the Yankees game on an airplane, I would still walk out.
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Anyone remember the Two and a Half Men episode where Charlie walked in on his mother doing yoga? I would have loved to drink a few beers with the writers of that show.
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Les jus take a sec to appreciate the fact that we still have a legend like Robert De Niro still with us. Like whoa what the fucj? Like he's one of the GOATs.
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Time to sail the seven seas yo ho ho imma pirate cowboy. Want to drink a beeeee3r? Hey I'm in canadia
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the mice are stealing the eggs.
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I had a BLT for lunch today.
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I have a wonderful #1 every morning at 7:00AM. Like Niagara Falls. For 2 solid minutes. And then at 7:30AM every morning a magnificent #2. Like a volcano erupting and pushing all the lava to the surface.
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don't have cereal for dinner before you go to bed.
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If soup still hot, eat it before it cools down. Taste better that way.
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I want chicken and broccoli
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Al Bundy's greatest achievement is scoring four touchdowns in a single game during a high school football championship, a feat he constantly refers to and uses as a point of comparison for the rest of his life. Al is a shoe salesman in a strip mall in the suburbs of Chicago, struggling to make ends meet and support his family. Al has a deep and unwavering love for his old Dodge, which he often refers to as "my baby".
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I suddenly want to go swimming
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New Yankees lineup:

Crrrrappppp, craaapachino, craaapolicious, crapppentine, crappaholio.crapadoodledo
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Yooooo im gonna take ma horse to da old town road I'm gonna.

Riiiiiide like I can't no more.
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I wanna have a banana and a sandwich.
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I like spaghetti and Meatballs m
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You write where there's no place left to write. My great aunt is dying.

I hope you enjoyed your sandwich.
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Sorry to hear it. My condolences.
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Thank you.
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You never…leave your wingman Maverick
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What the hell are you watching Top Gun?
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Oui :3
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I had bacon and eggs with toast
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