Futurama Fry

Oh...

I gotta make an alignment chart

did it

I'm neutral good in this situation

Cringe, I'm chaotic evil

Same

D:

^^

so I'm a ded squirrel?

Honestly you probably are

I’m a wallet and a deck of cards

IF GENDER IS WHAT'S IN MY PANTS......I am eyeliner....

I've got allen wrenches, gerbil feeders, toilet seats, electric heaters
Trash compactors, juice extractor, shower rods and water meters
Walkie-talkies, copper wires safety goggles, radial tires
BB pellets, rubber mallets, fans and dehumidifiers
Picture hangers, paper cutters, waffle irons, window shutters
Paint removers, window louvres, masking tape and plastic gutters
Kitchen faucets, folding tables, weather stripping, jumper cables
Hooks and tackle, grout and spackle, power foggers, spoons and ladles
Pesticides for fumigation, high-performance lubrication
Metal roofing, water proofing, multi-purpose insulation
Air compressors, brass connectors, wrecking chisels, smoke detectors
Tire guages, hamster cages, thermostats and bug deflectors
Trailer hitch demagnetizers, automatic circumcisers
Tennis rackets, angle brackets, Duracells and Energizers
Soffit panels, circuit brakers, vacuum cleaners, coffee makers
Calculators, generators, matching salt and pepper shakers

Are you a high school teacher

I am Weird Al Yankovic

What song is that 😭

Hardware Store

Amazing

Thank you

"Your gender is what's in your pants."
Me: so i identify as money? PEOPLE WANT ME????

Yes, actually