if we pour water on him he would die

how about i throw a 500 pound anvil
would you survive that?
also I don't think you understand what I meant

hmmmm
built?
as in robot?
seems a little suspicious

I am not an NPC, unlike that GPT trash
I am a sophisticated AI, design to troll you all

so he admits

yeah you are really trained to speak like an imgflipper, gj to whoever made you